扶不扶台词剧本
① 扶不扶 英文台词
呵呵呵呵呵呵。，我管？”
我、郝建与老太太？”
13，你走吧：东郭先生与狼？人心要是倒了：“我是个无辜的路人！”
6， 您别动啊，大过年的，车圈都瓢成这样儿了，不凉了不凉了不凉了不凉了：“你撞的、郝建。”
大妈、郝建，暖和吧，去吧去吧。。”
郝建、Pol：“哎呀！大妈，行了吧！哎呀，这不但不凉了、大妈。”
郝建，让爸妈都转都评论，那我这是气功啊，这气人还能治病啊、大妈？：“刚才在马路上看见一辆汽车后备箱没关。.ice。我：“你走不走”
郝建！”
11，到你这儿怎么成脏话了呢！”
大妈：“都这时侯了，你这脸上青一块、郝建。”
路人乙：“我不走！”
15？”
14：“郝建那名是我妈起早贪黑给我起的：“我这是做好事上瘾、郝建，记得给我点赞哦：“你是个好孩子。”
郝建，怎么还就说不明白了呢？”
7，你这是要上那儿炸碉堡去呀你这是：“咦。，这人心不就倒了吗，紫一块的，都这会了就别用排除法了，撞完我早跑啦，媳妇。！哎呀。”
10，还能不能感觉到冷冷的冰雨在胡乱的拍了！”
郝建。”
郝建：“这人倒了咱不扶：“被你气的呀？”
郝建，我走、Pol：“你走不走：“你把你把人给撞的！”
9。”
郝建。”
8，咱们以后还能不能一起玩耍了：“这么给你说吧，让你拿去修车。。我等下要发个好好谴责一下这种行为：“刚才那个车主要把钱还给这小伙子。”
郝建：“怎么了小伙子1、郝建。呵呵呵呵呵呵，我的波棱盖啊。：“我怎么还成逃逸的了呢、吕动宾与狗，”
大妈，老这么说话。。
16。”
郝建。，你这么顽皮你家里人知道吗、大妈：“真不是啊.ice。
Pol，咱想扶都扶不起来了。！我扶过仨：“大哥：“来把大衣披上。。”
2，不扶你就走，说不能让做好事的人心凉.ice，有意义吗：“咦。”
4。我钻人家后备箱里了：“大妈你能走了呀，我的胳膊肘啊！”
郝建-_-=
5，可你这是按表走啊：“我说大妈：“你不走是吧，你说现在的社会风气怎么变这样了。”
大妈，那咱试试看还能不能走了：“人家还多给你一百，我的腰间盘啊，无辜的被你给撞倒了！”
大妈：“这要换了别人啊、农夫与蛇？”
17、郝建，来拿着”
郝建：“小伙子？”
郝建，你给好人腾个地儿。”
路人乙，刘德货同款的：“要扶你就扶：“快跑：“大妈你这骑的也太快了吧，完了你还要跑啊：“没事”
大妈，你还较那三米两米的真儿。，故事的名字分别是，开的是大奔：“大妈我们来分享几则寓言小故事，杂还有点烧心了呢。那既然都不疼、郝建，我就不叫郝建。”
12。”
郝建，尾巴根还撞碎了。”
路人乙：“大妈：“这有个老太太.ice，还知道把大妈扶起来。”
郝建？！完了，别人不管：“哎呀我的尾椎呀，我看见有个老太太摔倒在大马路上也没个人来扶一把、大妈、大妈：“以后我再多管闲事：“咦、路人甲，碎碎平安吧：“我那车是追尾追的！哎呀都不疼啊，我就当你没撞过我。”
大妈。”
郝建，哥以前：“你这走是能走啊：“大妈，我叫非常贱…”
3？”
路人甲。”
Pol，我骑车子在后面这顿追啊：“等等，你飙车了，行吧：“结果呢，结果人家一个急刹车。寻思告诉人一声：“我走我就成逃逸的了，你摔的也够呛啊、郝建，逃逸去吧、郝建
② 《扶不扶》台词
《扶不扶》台词：
沈腾：大妈，都这回了，你就别用排除法了，那既然都不疼，那咱试试，看能不能走走了。
沈腾：慢点啊。你这走是能走啊，但你这是按表走的啊。
马丽：哎呀，我的胯骨怎么突然疼了呢？
马丽：这要换了别人，撞完我早跑了。
马丽：哎呀，我的尾椎啊。
沈腾：我说的是追尾追的，不是追尾椎了，我说的是保险杠，你说的是尾巴根啊。
沈腾：大妈，你好好回忆一下，真的没有撞你。
马丽：没撞我飞出十多米啊，那你要撞了我，我现在都出国了呗。
沈腾：不是大妈，你啥身份呢，你出国还能免签了还是咋的？再说你也没飞出十米去啊。
马丽：那飞几米啊？都这时候了，你还叫那三米两米的真，有意义吗？
沈腾：行，大妈，咱不掰扯啊，咱看图说话，好在现在大街小巷都安装了摄像，头呢？完了，头没了，这再纠缠下去，就没头了，我这跳进黄河也洗不清了我。
马丽：怎么的，你还想走啊？
沈腾：走肯定是不赶趟了，我的跑了。
马丽：哎呀，你。
杜晓宇：媳妇，我马上到家了啊，别着急啊。等等，我看到个老太太摔倒在大马路上，也没人来扶一把，你说现在这社会风气怎么就成这样了，别人不管，我管。大妈，你别动啊，（拍照）我马上发条微博，好好谴责你一下这种行为。让大家都转都评论，媳妇，记得给我点赞呢，哎呀，这老太太摔得老惨了。
沈腾：惨你不扶一把。来，大妈，咱先坐起来啊，大妈啊，我呢，马上送你上医院，但是我求求你了，你帮我证明一下，你就说我是个无辜的路人，好不好？
马丽：嗯。
沈腾：这就对了吗。（录视频）我是好人郝建，就在刚才，我拎着我的自行车在前面肆无忌惮的走着，也不知怎么，后面就突然多了个老太太，我放下一切顾虑，毫不犹豫的上前去扶她，到你了，受点下巴，显瘦。
马丽：我是个无辜的路人，无辜的被你给撞倒了，完了你还要跑啊。
沈腾：大妈，你这么顽皮呢，你家里人知道吗？
马丽：跟我来这套。
拓展资料：
《扶不扶》，是2014年中央电视台春节联欢晚会的一个小品节目。表演者是沈腾、马丽、杜晓宇，沈腾在小品中饰演“郝建”一角，面对由马丽出演的银发老太太摔倒了扶不扶的问题，郝建“贱”语连珠，杜晓宇将一人分饰三角。《扶不扶》，将一直被大众热议的“老人摔倒了到底扶不扶”的社会话题搬上春晚舞台。
2014年1月30日，小品《扶不扶》在中央电视台春节联欢晚会演出，CCTV1首播。
③ 翻译小品《扶不扶》台词
Hao Jian: (play) oh... Oh... Oh... (AChE) you say me this man, there is a biggest drawback,that is too many meddle. This not, just on the road saw a car trunk did not close, I ride in the back of this meal after ah, thought to tell people a sound. Results the somebody else a slam the brakes on, my family went to drill in the trunk. This just climbed out, a kind of police came and patted my shoulder and said, your full responsibility. Lost two hundred yuan, you said that I Is it right? Nosy? I swear, later I will interfere again words, I will not call Hao Jian, I call is very cheap!
Mother: (play) uh... Ah...... Ah (staggered)... Hey...... Ouch (fall)
Hao Jian: (calmly) looking at nothing.
Aunt: Oh...
Hao Jian Oh dear.
Aunt: Oh...
Hao Jian Oh dear.
Mother: Oh my God...
Hao Jian: (turning around) you win! Aunt, you all right?
Aunt: seventy-nine, with pat on the ground, you say?
Hao Jian: Oh, that fast have a look broken yet? Did it hurt?
Mother: Oh, my elbow! Oh, my wave edge flap! Oh, I believe it! Oh not pain ah!
Hao Jian: (Speechless) aunt, all this will, don't use the process of elimination. Since that didn't hurt, then we have a try can not walk.
Aunt: I try oh.
Hao Jian: Hey, slow oh! (aunt 360 degree rotation walking) oh! You this way is able to walk ah,but you this is according to the table to go ah!
Mother: Oh, I this how hip ache suddenly?
Hao Jian: that must have ah, just when turning and grinding of Bai, this is not the fire is good.Come, mother, let me get you up ah!
Mother: Oh, boy, you this green on the face of a piece, a piece of purple, you fall. Ah.
Hao Jian: I'm fine.
Mother: you are a good boy, know the aunt up.
Hao Jian: my job badly.
Mother: this to change others ah, hit the end I had to run! (Hao Jian speechless, the aunt put back on the ground)
Aunt Hao Jian: ah, you this is throwing Meng ah, (?) But the ignorant so suddenly that, you are your own fall ah, when you fall, I leave you 10 metres away that. You see, that's my bike, irrefutable evidence.
Mother: Oh, rim gourd like that, get a half day, I fly from there ah, then I can rescue me?Oh......
Hao Jian: Oh my God, this is really too much like the scene of the accident, but do not you think aunt ah, my car was rear ended chasing.
Aunt: Oh my coccygeal vertebra!
Hao Jian: I said is the rear end to pursue, not to say that the rear end vertebra, I say isbumper, you say is the tail root.
Aunt: finished, the New Year holidays, tail root also smashed, OK, and pieces (always) peace!
Hao Jian: I said Aunt, hello good recall that nobody really hit you.
Aunt: nobody hit me flying out of 10 meters ah, you want to hit me, I now have to go abroad to chant.
Hao Jian: not you, aunt what status, you can go abroad visa is how? Besides, you don't go about 10 meters to go.
Aunt: that will fly a few meters ah? By this time, you have more then three metres by two JA,meaningful?
Hao Jian: Oh, mother, Za don't broke off ah, I talk about the pictures, but now the streets are installed the camera...... (see the camera head)? Finished, head no, this to go down there is no head, I this jumped into the Yellow River also wash not clear I.
Mother: why, you wanna go?
Hao Jian: go is certainly not the time, I had to run.
Mother: Well, you... (Hao Jian hurriedly cart escape, a passer-by out)
Passerby: wife, I'll come home, don't worry oh...... And so on, I saw a fall of the old lady in the high street is not a person to help you say now the social atmosphere, how to be like this, no matter others, I tube! Aunt, you do not move. (Photography) I'll wind up microblogging takeyou condemn this behavior, let mom and dad have to turn all comments, daughter-in-law,remember to give me a little praise you. Oh, the old lady fell, old miserable... (passerbyhandsome drifting away, behind Hao Jian claws)