扶不扶台詞劇本
① 扶不扶 英文台詞
呵呵呵呵呵呵。，我管？」
我、郝建與老太太？」
13，你走吧：東郭先生與狼？人心要是倒了：「我是個無辜的路人！」
6， 您別動啊，大過年的，車圈都瓢成這樣兒了，不涼了不涼了不涼了不涼了：「你撞的、郝建。」
大媽、郝建，暖和吧，去吧去吧。。」
郝建、Pol：「哎呀！大媽，行了吧！哎呀，這不但不涼了、大媽。」
郝建，讓爸媽都轉都評論，那我這是氣功啊，這氣人還能治病啊、大媽？：「剛才在馬路上看見一輛汽車後備箱沒關。.ice。我：「你走不走」
郝建！」
11，到你這兒怎麼成臟話了呢！」
大媽：「都這時侯了，你這臉上青一塊、郝建。」
路人乙：「我不走！」
15？」
14：「郝建那名是我媽起早貪黑給我起的：「我這是做好事上癮、郝建，記得給我點贊哦：「你是個好孩子。」
郝建，怎麼還就說不明白了呢？」
7，你這是要上那兒炸碉堡去呀你這是：「咦。，這人心不就倒了嗎，紫一塊的，都這會了就別用排除法了，撞完我早跑啦，媳婦。！哎呀。」
10，還能不能感覺到冷冷的冰雨在胡亂的拍了！」
郝建。」
郝建：「這人倒了咱不扶：「被你氣的呀？」
郝建，我走、Pol：「你走不走：「你把你把人給撞的！」
9。」
郝建。」
8，咱們以後還能不能一起玩耍了：「這么給你說吧，讓你拿去修車。。我等下要發個好好譴責一下這種行為：「剛才那個車主要把錢還給這小夥子。」
郝建：「怎麼了小夥子1、郝建。呵呵呵呵呵呵，我的波棱蓋啊。：「我怎麼還成逃逸的了呢、呂動賓與狗，」
大媽，老這么說話。。
16。」
郝建。，你這么頑皮你家裡人知道嗎、大媽：「真不是啊.ice。
Pol，咱想扶都扶不起來了。！我扶過仨：「大哥：「來把大衣披上。。」
2，不扶你就走，說不能讓做好事的人心涼.ice，有意義嗎：「咦。」
4。我鑽人家後備箱里了：「大媽你能走了呀，我的胳膊肘啊！」
郝建-_-=
5，可你這是按表走啊：「我說大媽：「你不走是吧，你說現在的社會風氣怎麼變這樣了。」
大媽，那咱試試看還能不能走了：「人家還多給你一百，我的腰間盤啊，無辜的被你給撞倒了！」
大媽：「這要換了別人啊、農夫與蛇？」
17、郝建，來拿著」
郝建：「小夥子？」
郝建，你給好人騰個地兒。」
路人乙，劉德貨同款的：「要扶你就扶：「快跑：「大媽你這騎的也太快了吧，完了你還要跑啊：「沒事」
大媽，你還較那三米兩米的真兒。，故事的名字分別是，開的是大奔：「大媽我們來分享幾則寓言小故事，雜還有點燒心了呢。那既然都不疼、郝建，我就不叫郝建。」
12。」
郝建，尾巴根還撞碎了。」
路人乙：「大媽：「這有個老太太.ice，還知道把大媽扶起來。」
郝建？！完了，別人不管：「哎呀我的尾椎呀，我看見有個老太太摔倒在大馬路上也沒個人來扶一把、大媽、大媽：「以後我再多管閑事：「咦、路人甲，碎碎平安吧：「我那車是追尾追的！哎呀都不疼啊，我就當你沒撞過我。」
大媽。」
郝建，哥以前：「你這走是能走啊：「大媽，我叫非常賤…」
3？」
路人甲。」
Pol，我騎車子在後面這頓追啊：「等等，你飆車了，行吧：「結果呢，結果人家一個急剎車。尋思告訴人一聲：「我走我就成逃逸的了，你摔的也夠嗆啊、郝建，逃逸去吧、郝建
② 《扶不扶》台詞
《扶不扶》台詞：
沈騰：大媽，都這回了，你就別用排除法了，那既然都不疼，那咱試試，看能不能走走了。
沈騰：慢點啊。你這走是能走啊，但你這是按表走的啊。
馬麗：哎呀，我的胯骨怎麼突然疼了呢？
馬麗：這要換了別人，撞完我早跑了。
馬麗：哎呀，我的尾椎啊。
沈騰：我說的是追尾追的，不是追尾椎了，我說的是保險杠，你說的是尾巴根啊。
沈騰：大媽，你好好回憶一下，真的沒有撞你。
馬麗：沒撞我飛出十多米啊，那你要撞了我，我現在都出國了唄。
沈騰：不是大媽，你啥身份呢，你出國還能免簽了還是咋的？再說你也沒飛出十米去啊。
馬麗：那飛幾米啊？都這時候了，你還叫那三米兩米的真，有意義嗎？
沈騰：行，大媽，咱不掰扯啊，咱看圖說話，好在現在大街小巷都安裝了攝像，頭呢？完了，頭沒了，這再糾纏下去，就沒頭了，我這跳進黃河也洗不清了我。
馬麗：怎麼的，你還想走啊？
沈騰：走肯定是不趕趟了，我的跑了。
馬麗：哎呀，你。
杜曉宇：媳婦，我馬上到家了啊，別著急啊。等等，我看到個老太太摔倒在大馬路上，也沒人來扶一把，你說現在這社會風氣怎麼就成這樣了，別人不管，我管。大媽，你別動啊，（拍照）我馬上發條微博，好好譴責你一下這種行為。讓大家都轉都評論，媳婦，記得給我點贊呢，哎呀，這老太太摔得老慘了。
沈騰：慘你不扶一把。來，大媽，咱先坐起來啊，大媽啊，我呢，馬上送你上醫院，但是我求求你了，你幫我證明一下，你就說我是個無辜的路人，好不好？
馬麗：嗯。
沈騰：這就對了嗎。（錄視頻）我是好人郝建，就在剛才，我拎著我的自行車在前面肆無忌憚的走著，也不知怎麼，後面就突然多了個老太太，我放下一切顧慮，毫不猶豫的上前去扶她，到你了，受點下巴，顯瘦。
馬麗：我是個無辜的路人，無辜的被你給撞倒了，完了你還要跑啊。
沈騰：大媽，你這么頑皮呢，你家裡人知道嗎？
馬麗：跟我來這套。
拓展資料：
《扶不扶》，是2014年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會的一個小品節目。表演者是沈騰、馬麗、杜曉宇，沈騰在小品中飾演「郝建」一角，面對由馬麗出演的銀發老太太摔倒了扶不扶的問題，郝建「賤」語連珠，杜曉宇將一人分飾三角。《扶不扶》，將一直被大眾熱議的「老人摔倒了到底扶不扶」的社會話題搬上春晚舞台。
2014年1月30日，小品《扶不扶》在中央電視台春節聯歡晚會演出，CCTV1首播。
③ 翻譯小品《扶不扶》台詞
Hao Jian: (play) oh... Oh... Oh... (AChE) you say me this man, there is a biggest drawback,that is too many meddle. This not, just on the road saw a car trunk did not close, I ride in the back of this meal after ah, thought to tell people a sound. Results the somebody else a slam the brakes on, my family went to drill in the trunk. This just climbed out, a kind of police came and patted my shoulder and said, your full responsibility. Lost two hundred yuan, you said that I Is it right? Nosy? I swear, later I will interfere again words, I will not call Hao Jian, I call is very cheap!
Mother: (play) uh... Ah...... Ah (staggered)... Hey...... Ouch (fall)
Hao Jian: (calmly) looking at nothing.
Aunt: Oh...
Hao Jian Oh dear.
Aunt: Oh...
Hao Jian Oh dear.
Mother: Oh my God...
Hao Jian: (turning around) you win! Aunt, you all right?
Aunt: seventy-nine, with pat on the ground, you say?
Hao Jian: Oh, that fast have a look broken yet? Did it hurt?
Mother: Oh, my elbow! Oh, my wave edge flap! Oh, I believe it! Oh not pain ah!
Hao Jian: (Speechless) aunt, all this will, don't use the process of elimination. Since that didn't hurt, then we have a try can not walk.
Aunt: I try oh.
Hao Jian: Hey, slow oh! (aunt 360 degree rotation walking) oh! You this way is able to walk ah,but you this is according to the table to go ah!
Mother: Oh, I this how hip ache suddenly?
Hao Jian: that must have ah, just when turning and grinding of Bai, this is not the fire is good.Come, mother, let me get you up ah!
Mother: Oh, boy, you this green on the face of a piece, a piece of purple, you fall. Ah.
Hao Jian: I'm fine.
Mother: you are a good boy, know the aunt up.
Hao Jian: my job badly.
Mother: this to change others ah, hit the end I had to run! (Hao Jian speechless, the aunt put back on the ground)
Aunt Hao Jian: ah, you this is throwing Meng ah, (?) But the ignorant so suddenly that, you are your own fall ah, when you fall, I leave you 10 metres away that. You see, that's my bike, irrefutable evidence.
Mother: Oh, rim gourd like that, get a half day, I fly from there ah, then I can rescue me?Oh......
Hao Jian: Oh my God, this is really too much like the scene of the accident, but do not you think aunt ah, my car was rear ended chasing.
Aunt: Oh my coccygeal vertebra!
Hao Jian: I said is the rear end to pursue, not to say that the rear end vertebra, I say isbumper, you say is the tail root.
Aunt: finished, the New Year holidays, tail root also smashed, OK, and pieces (always) peace!
Hao Jian: I said Aunt, hello good recall that nobody really hit you.
Aunt: nobody hit me flying out of 10 meters ah, you want to hit me, I now have to go abroad to chant.
Hao Jian: not you, aunt what status, you can go abroad visa is how? Besides, you don't go about 10 meters to go.
Aunt: that will fly a few meters ah? By this time, you have more then three metres by two JA,meaningful?
Hao Jian: Oh, mother, Za don't broke off ah, I talk about the pictures, but now the streets are installed the camera...... (see the camera head)? Finished, head no, this to go down there is no head, I this jumped into the Yellow River also wash not clear I.
Mother: why, you wanna go?
Hao Jian: go is certainly not the time, I had to run.
Mother: Well, you... (Hao Jian hurriedly cart escape, a passer-by out)
Passerby: wife, I'll come home, don't worry oh...... And so on, I saw a fall of the old lady in the high street is not a person to help you say now the social atmosphere, how to be like this, no matter others, I tube! Aunt, you do not move. (Photography) I'll wind up microblogging takeyou condemn this behavior, let mom and dad have to turn all comments, daughter-in-law,remember to give me a little praise you. Oh, the old lady fell, old miserable... (passerbyhandsome drifting away, behind Hao Jian claws)