英語小故事的英文

❶ 有趣的英文小故事，一分鍾左右，速度。。。。

1）Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,「Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?」 「No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.」
湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鍾他就出來了，然後買了第二張票又進去了。 幾分鍾後他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鍾後他又出來買票。 一個女的問她，「你為什麼要買那麼多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友？" "沒有， 我裡面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"
2）A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：「我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。」然後他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土裡去。 他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然後他說：「今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。」 他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。 不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。
3）Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」
4）Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

安眠葯
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠葯。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了葯，睡得很好，在鬧鍾響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老闆說：「我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。」
「好啊!」老闆吼道，「那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？」

（這都是幽默的英語短文，如果不夠，歡迎追問）

❷ 英語小故事（帶中文翻譯）

1、A cat goes to a river every day. He wants to go fishing. But he can』t catch any fish.

一隻貓每天去河邊，他想去釣魚，但是他去釣不到一條。

One day, he goes to the river as usual. Suddenly a fish comes out. He catches the fish. He is very happy. He forgets to put the fish in the basket. He dances and sings. He shouts, 「I have a fish! I have a fish!」 All his friends come to see him.

一天，他像往常一樣去了河邊。突然一條魚浮出了水面。他捉到了那條魚。他非常開心。他忘記把魚放到籃子里去了。他又唱又跳，叫道：「我捉到一條魚!我捉到一條魚!」他所有的朋友都過來看。

「Where is your fish? Let us have a look at it. 」 his friends say.

「你的魚在哪兒?讓我們看一看。」他的朋友們說。

「It』s there, near the bank.」 the cat answers. But he can』t find the fish. When he sings and dances, the fish jumps back into the river.

「在那兒，河岸附近。」貓回答道。但是他找不到那條魚。當他又唱又跳的時候，魚跳回了河裡。

2、Wang Xi- is one of the most famous calligraphers ring the Eastern Jin Dynasty of China. When he was very young, he practiced his art every day and never stopped.

王羲之是中國東晉時代一個很有名的書法家，他從小就刻苦練字，從不間斷。

absorbed the strong points of all the other schools of calligraphy, and developed his own unique style of writing. Because of his achievements, he has been honored as one of China's sages of calligraphy.

以後又吸取了各個不同書法派的優點，形成他自己獨特的個性。因為他在書法上的成就，人們都尊稱他為中國書法界的「聖人」。

One time, Wang Xi- sketched in wood for an engraver to cut. Then the engraver found the ink had penetrated one centimeter into the wood.

有一次，王羲之在木板上刻字，後來刻字的人發現墨汁滲入木板有三尺深。

"Ru Mu San Fen" is got from this story, which means the calligraphy is penetrating.

「入木三分」就是從這個故事中得出來的，用來形容書法有力。

3、I have nine little goldfish .Eight goldfish are all orange and one isblack .I like the black one best.

我有九條小金魚。八條金魚都是桔黃色的，只有一條是黑的。我最喜歡那條黑的。

We call it Xiao Hei .Its body is black .It hastwo big and round eyes, a small mouth ,and a big tail. Though it＇s very small ,itswims fast .

我們叫它小黑。它全身都是黑色的。它有兩只又大又圓的眼睛，一張小嘴和一條大尾巴。盡管它非常小，但它卻游得很快。

I often feed them and change water for them. We are good friends .

我常常去喂它們，給它們換水。我們是好朋友。

4、For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold.

幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。

On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions.I held my hands up and said, "Well, you『ll notice that my hands are bare."

生日那天，我正在干園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麼禮物。我舉起雙手說：「嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。」

Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。「生日快樂!」他說。我打開一看：裡麵包著一雙園藝手套。

5、A panda looks like a little bear. It has black and white fur. It lives only in China, so it is called the national treasure of China and protected by the law.

熊貓看起來好像一隻小熊。它的皮毛是黑白相間。 它只居住在中國，因此，它是中國的國寶，受到國家法律的保護。

We all see panda on TV or in the zoo. They look stupid and walk slowly, but they are lovely and everyone likes them.

A panda is lucky animal. We Chinese like it, and people of the world like it, too.

我們在電視上或在動物園里能看到熊貓。他們看起來顯得很笨的樣子，走起來很緩慢，但很可愛，大家都很喜歡它們。

Now there are China』s pandas in many other countries, such as Japan and the USA…

熊貓是個吉祥的動物。中國人民喜歡它，世界人民也喜歡它。現在許多國家都有中國的熊貓，如，日本、美國……

A panda isn』t a common animal, it is bridge of friendship.

熊貓不是一種普通的動物，而是一座友誼的橋梁。